Deerly Beloved

[ninetieskid]

deerlyBeloved: HollywildVamp Ready for a night on the town with the coolest gal around? Look no farther than Jubilation Lee. Leave the stakes, crosses, and garlic at home, you won't need em for this vamp. She's sure to put a smile on your face, make the blood flow to all the right places, and leave you breathless and begging for more. Come ready to dance till you drop because this California dime's got boundless energy, a laid back attitude, and a killer fashion sense. Hell, she'll even make you breakfast the next morning if you ask nicely. So take your shot and invite her out, but do make sure to wash your neck before dinner.

( Jubilation Lee | 23 | Female | Hot People )

Comments

text; un: LousySnogger

[hollow_man]

I don't know whether to start with the photo or the 'hot people.'

text; un: HollywildVamp

[ninetieskid]

How about neither.

text; un: LousySnogger

[hollow_man]

Oh, oh no, this is one of those once in a lifetime moments, I need to savour it.

'Killer fashion sense' might be arguable.

[ninetieskid]

Fashion critique from the guy that dresses more like a vampire than the actual vampire? I think it's not.

LousySnogger though, that's a pretty rough username. Tell me you didn't set your own either.

Also, fine. Yes, I like hot people, who doesn't?

[hollow_man]

it's classic.

nope, not at all.
whole thing is rotten.

i'm not actually judging, because you're right.

[ninetieskid]

I don't know why they wouldn't just write pansexual, but you know, I didn't write the damn thing.

The picture though? That I'd totally do. I got a great butt.

[hollow_man]

because this is more accurate - they have to be HOT.

i am not arguing.

[ninetieskid]

Sure do.
Hotness appreciates Hotness.

I'm glad you're not.
It's embarrassing enough having this stupid crap out there without that.
Since I respect your opinion a whole lot and all.

[hollow_man]

one of life's simple truths.

ok NOW you're takin the piss.

[ninetieskid]

I do, actually.
How long have we known each other?

[hollow_man]

little over a decade by my count.

[ninetieskid]

And you don't think I respect you, after all this time?

[hollow_man]

oh are we being serious now?

then yeah i know. feeling is mutual, luv.

[ninetieskid]

Yeah. I just wanted it clear I wasn't taking the piss on you.

But Jesus H. Christ I want to set this profile on fire.

[hollow_man]

it's really not that bad. i mean i'd swipe right.

[ninetieskid]

I mean, yeah, I would too but that's beside the point.

There's way too many euphemisms in there.

[hollow_man]

i would never euphemism-ize. i'm a gentleman.

[ninetieskid]

Now you're taking the piss.

[hollow_man]

you doubt me? ask anyone.

[ninetieskid]

You really want me to ask Paige or Monet?

[hollow_man]

like monet would know.

i was always a perfect gentleman with paige. to a fault, i'd argue.

[ninetieskid]

Uh-huh.
Sure.

[hollow_man]

i was! an idiot, yeah, but a gentleman.

[ninetieskid]

If she turns up, I'm going to verify.

[hollow_man]

you do that!

[tagartist]

this is more entertaining than all of anne rice’s vampire lore

[ninetieskid]

Is that so?
I can't say I ever read any of her work, I wasn't into Tom Cruise as a kid.

[tagartist]

anyone with common sense watched that shit for brad pitt

[ninetieskid]

Oh for sure.

So...you find this stuff entertaining? Vampire fic isn't really my thing. For obvious reasons.

[tagartist]

i find all forms of media entertaining. the shit people come up with is wild.

[ninetieskid]

It is true.

And my life is stranger than fiction.